Sunday, 22 September 2013

Only Boys Wish With a True Heart

Boy to girl before exam-Best of luck!!
Girl-To u too!!
Girl got 99% nd boy fails!!
MORAL-only boyz wish with true heart! !!:(

Macho man and Caprice

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."