Jacob Zuma Joke

Jacob Zuma walked into a branch of FNB to cash a cheque. As he approached
the cashier he said "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for
me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Zuma: "Well I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any
need to. I am Jacob Zuma, the President !!!"
Cashier: "I'm sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks
because of imposters, fraud and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of
identity."
Zuma: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr President but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."
Zuma: "I need this cheque cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there's another way: One day Ernie Els came into the bank
without ID. To prove he was Ernie Els he pulled out his putting iron and
made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Ernie Els and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Naas Botha came in without ID. He pulled out a rugby ball and
made a fabulous drop kick where the ball landed in my cup. With that
spectacular kick we cashed his cheque. So sir, what can you do to prove
that it is you, and only you, as the President?"
Zuma stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a
single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr President?"