An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa

CONSUL: Your name please?
ARAB: Abu Zina.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: Every day.
CONSUL: Er, I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Dont matter, sometimes even Camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows and donkeys too.
CONSUL: Isn't that hostile?
ARAB: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer! Asshole too tight and run too fast.